I’ve been publishing a lot of short fiction lately, in addition to my longer stuff, so I thought I’d take a page from the book of a few other authors and add a published works page to my blog. You’ll find a mix of fantasy and humor. Please check it out:
You’ll see that quite a bit of it is FREE even. And that even includes some of the audio. Woo hoo!
Like The Cat’s Guide to Human Behavior Facebook page for lots more funny cat pix!
I have been busily collecting cat gifts for your visual enjoyment. While I could provide commentary to them, there really isn’t need to. A cat gif is worth more than a thousand words. Behold:
Like what you see? I also run a Facebook page with humorous cat pictures! The Cat’s Guide to Human Behavior. Like it if you dare!
I’m hard at work recording an audiobook of my humorous title The Cat’s Guide to Human Behavior and it occurs to me that I haven’t posted any crazy cat gifs in a while. I maintain a Cat’s Guide page on Facebook where I post funny cat pictures and links on a regular basis, but Facebook is not a fan of gifs. Therefore …
1. Tuesday is HOW far from Friday?
2. “Oh, hi there, dog.”
I’ve had Charley the Kitty since she was about four weeks old (her lopsided mustache reminded me of Charlie Chaplin, and so inspired her name). For school community service credit, my daughter decided to foster a litter of motherless kittens. What could be better and more fun than raising a bunch of cute kittens? Well, turns out that’s a lot harder than it sounds. I really gained an appreciation for a mother cat, after having to bottle feed five kitties several times a day. The kittens were quite accomplished at crying for food as well as getting milk all over themselves as they frantically sucked down the contents of their bottles. The mess they inevitable created caused us to bathe them every day. Drying off after the baths, they would climb up on my husband, since he was warm and cuddly, apparently.
When the kittens were old enough to adopt out, I chose Charley to keep for myself. We just had a special bond from the beginning. She wasn’t the cutest or sweetest of the cats, I have to say, because she’s a little grumpy and rather demanding. However we just clicked. Perhaps because I’m a little grumpy and demanding as well? Who can say? Certainly not my husband! Anyhow, Charley has always communicated when she feels strongly about something. This could result in a hiss or a growl or a loud, demanding meow when she’s hungry or cold.
When I started to work from home as a freelance writer one of the perks was more time spent with my animals, including Charley. However, Charley had a habit of meowing in the loud and fierce way around noon every day. I did the obvious – made sure her litter box was clean and her food dish was full — but that didn’t satisfy her. My plaintive question of “What do you want?” went unanswered. Eventually, though, I figured out what she wanted me to do – namely, snuggle with her in bed at the beginning of her afternoon nap. So now, almost every day, she meows at lunchtime and I go and lay down with her as one with would with a child, and put her to sleep. I’m quite proud of myself for figuring out her message after only a few years of trying. Who says old humans never learn new tricks?
This was one of the experiences, coupled with my rather fertile imagination, that led me to write The Cat’s Guide to Human Behavior. This humorous look at living with humans from the cat’s point of view has been recently released and is looking for a home on your ebook reader or bookshelf.
You know, just in case you want to do a little fostering of your own.
If you enjoyed this little story, check out the Nature’s Recipe blog hop for other participants’ stories.
… are messing with my WIPpet update! Sorry, guys – next week, I promise!
As a consolation prize, have this superhero kitty video:
This Goodreads giveaway runs through 2/21. Feel free to reblog and share – and don’t forget to enter!
Today is WIPpet Wednesday, but I’m afraid I’m too busy/frazzled to participate due to new freelance projects and promoting cat books and welcoming family members to my hastily-cleaned house. Next week, for sure! In the meantime, the reason for this subject line …
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I had an exciting weekend at the Food and WaterBowl XX-something Cat Show in Del Mar, California. I may post about it sometime soon … ish. In the meantime, perhaps you would be interested in reading an interview with me posted by the
instigator creator of WIPpet Wednesday, author K.L. Schwengel. During WIPpet Wednesday, you post a snippet of your work in progress (WIP) … thus, a WIPpet. Which makes the participants the WIPpeteers. Consider joining us, if the idea appeals to you.
The interview is HERE.